Art of asking favor

I am very very dulan,
Not because of the favor you ask me to do
But the way you ask a favor from me ,

First , u ask something from me , u naturally assume i will help
n leave no place for rejection
"help me do this , help me do that"
add a "please" also cannot meh ,
cannot ask nicely 1 meh ?
NO manner f***er

2nd, i sick of deadlines
u ask politely , there would be higher possibility for me to help u,
however, u asking a favor from ME
what the heck u wan add deadline for ,
pls do it for me , i wan it b4 ....this time ....
So freaking cb , I do thing already good enough la ,
still wan to give me deadline
u think u giving me assignment meh
still wan to give pressure to me ar ....
a-hole

3rd , pls give me details
"can pls help me find this song ar , 1 male n 1 female sing 1"
how the heck what song u wan wo , title ? singer ?
n u expect me to find for u .
ooi , i make ur life easier but u wan me to pay a price for it ar ...
ci sin , ki siao ,

next time i do those of kind of thing to u then u know,
I be considerate on my part
but u dint ,
so what for i be considerate

Pls dun ask me who du lan me ,
this is compilation of emotions

boonboon2k2
damn dulan ppl ask favour ask till like tat