由来人知相恋甜， 但却不知相思苦 ，

相恋， 跟品尝食物一样， 都有酸甜苦辣， 

有人说， 它跟sirap bandung 没两样， 

都是鲜红艳甜的，

看起来很养眼的，

喝起来很爽口的，

想起来甜甜的，

有了 它犹如有了loreal paris, 你值得拥有！

但,

由来人知相恋甜，　但却不知相思苦　，

有谁知道, 

爱情往往是甜尽苦来的,

有谁知道, 

相隔两岸的思念, 

装盛多少的苦海, 

有谁知道, 

我在想你了 , 

又有谁知道， 

你是否也在想我 ？

今晚，　我期待美丽的巫婆，　

对我念拉丁的咒语，　拉拉吾啦啦乌

解我的相思之苦，

boon
看来，　青猪注定过无眠的夜晚，

Why you are so useless ?

This is how a married women said to her husband 

"Why you are so useless, I really regretted why last time

I so stupid that I married to you ..blah blah blah "

This is how a married women tell her sons/daugther to her sons,

"Last time, people queue up to chase your mom , the queue long until can reach other street,

but I don't know why I chose your dad ...blah blah "

This is a typical married women dialog to her husband/sons/daughter ,

I bet you all can hear it in your family right ?

There is saying where

"marriage is a lovers grave"

But , I wonder if a girl/women keep on mentioning the things

DO they really mean it ?
or do they realize this is an insult to men ?
or it is just a way of sah fah cheong (flirt) with their husband ?


Enlight me please .... this is weird .....

But I dont see this kind of situation in current society le ,
At most I hear something from unmarried girls that sound like this,

A girl complain to her bf

"why you love me le ? got any reason a ?
can tell me what make you love me ar ? "...things like that..

Or maybe this

"if I grow fat or grow old , will you still love me ? "


But I never heard of any girls complain

"I ar, very pretty one le ,
now people queue up to chase me,
but I dunno why you are my bf lo "




boonboon2k2

I wonder my parents had this kind of conversation anot...
Curios...

Understand guys 101: save mom or save me ?

"If your mom and me fall down in the sea, who would you save first ?"

Gosh, I bet this question is the classic girl question .

And I bet all guys hate this question too, especially

those question which puts them in difficult situation.

Take this question for example ....

What kind of answer also will die ,

I say I save my girl, then she would say I dont love my family,

If I say I save my mom , she sure say I love her not enough,

If I say save both, then she will say I being impractical ,

I dont think I need to explain what will happen if I said I DONT save both, right ?

I bet every guys will face these kind of "do what also die" situation right ?

So far, the best answer for this question  ( the most diplomatic one)

is

"If I only can save one person, then I save my mom because she is my dearest one,

After I save my mom,

then I jump down the sea and die with you, even death cannot do us part"

 

If anyone know of anymore diplomatic answers,

please tell me.

For girls, I think you still want to know other ways to test his love right ?

But let me tell you this,

The best way to test a guy love is

NOT to test his love,

The more you try to test,

The more he feel insecure and

this hasten and reinforce his decision to break up with you....

boonboon2k2

I trying to form a guide for diplomatic answers.

Understand her 101 :Know her by her playlist.

DO you have a crush ? 

you wanted to know her more ,

but she is so distant from you ...

or maybe you are in the situation

where she just friends with you   ?

and you want to know what kind of guys she attracted to ?

In this post,

you can know her better,

just by knowing what songs she listening to ...

I mean, by looking at her playlist, 

Nowadays , most of you would have a phone/ipod/mp3 player already,

so by looking at one's playlist ,

you can roughly know what kind of person she is attracted to..

or whether she is the one for you 

How you going to take a look at  her phone ? That is up to your creativity ..hehe...

you can crap something like ....

" I wan to see you got what song to bluetooth"

 you might ask ,

might as well look at her inbox ,

Can know her even better ma ....

I say,

either you are not aware this is illegal ,

"invasion of privacy"

Or you are just plain stupid,

I teaching you to be more observant

not become a stalker la....

back to main topic

What thing you need to take note when you have a chance to look at her playlist,

1. The languages of her songs,

2. The genre of the songs, ( rock ? piano ? or emo? )

3.Which singer she listen to the most ?

Take for example,

Majority of her playlist songs consists of Wang Lee Hom songs,

then i know that she not suitable for me I not suitable for her ,

as I really have no similarities with Wang Lee Hom,

and I dont really like Wang Lee Hom also.

but then,

you can roughly know what type of person is she,

or you can use Wangleehom as a guide,
to know what she likes,,

of coz she might like many singers,

then is up to you to do research about it,

and present yourself to her in a way that would appeal to her ...
of coz, if you cant find any similiarities,
then you are not meant for her ,

PS : I dint ask you to look like wang lee hom ,

but find what is similar between you and him,

and try to bring that "similarities" to attract her attention ,

This post is quite subjective as there will be other post

coming soon,

to explain it...

boonboon2k2

I cant wait for sem break.

吃鸡不动皮， 追女不动衣 ！ 感情的最高境界

有谁曾经吃过KFC ?

我相信每个人都吃过了
今天我要讲鸡...

Anyone ate KFC before ?
I believe everyone read my blog has eaten before right ?
today, i going to talk about chicken,

吃鸡容易， 但有谁曾经尝试 “吃鸡不动皮” 这种方式吗？

虽说这行为很无聊， 但这是吃鸡界里的最高最厉害的境界哦。。。

为什么呢？

因为如果吃鸡 （我一直都以KFC的鸡做参考，不要跟我来去皮才煎鸡这一套），

你无论鸡功再高， 你也逃不掉动到鸡皮的恶运，

well, eating chicken is easy, but have anyone tried eating chicken without touching the skin ?
Although is kind of lame in doing this, but this is the highest level/skill in eating chicken,
because when you eating chicken ( I using KFC chicken as reference, so dont mention about taking off the skin before frying it )
Well, no matter how skillful you are, you still cant avoid touching the chicken skin ,

试想想， 吃鸡不动皮的concept就好象隔山打牛一样 ，

就像那种减肥不运动，

打game不打cheat code  ，

Come to think of it , this concept is like beating cow with mountain in between you,
is the same like diet without exercise,
playing game without cheat code

明白吗？？

get it ?

同样的道理，

一个男生在感情上是无法没有性爱的，

若他在追一个女孩根本没有性的念头，

同样的，

他身为一个男人，已经是到最高境界了，

Using the same concept,
Guy hunger for sex in a relationship ,
so if he chase a girl without intention for sex,
as a man, he is the wise guy already.

不过， 这些往往都是理论，

理论通常在完美世界才能成理论，

在现实世界却是非颠倒，

However, this is a hypothetical situation,
and this theory only applicable in ideal world,
in reality, the truth  usually is the opposite,

所以，有多少个人可以做到

吃鸡不动皮，　

就有多少人可以

追女不动衣，

SO i can conclude that
how many person can eat chicken without touching the skin =
how many guy can courts girls without sex in mind ,

我相信，　

是没有这样的人的

I believe there is none ,

文文２ｋ２　

sorry for no posting yesterday,
I was busy le ...

Like & Love in ice cream,

Many people nowadays were confused,

They always ask

"how does love feel like "

"what is the difference between love and like "

Well, here I am to tell you the difference,

To make it simple, I use Ice cream as a tool to explain the whole theory ,

Point NO:1

Let say , X Like ice cream ,

 X would buy an ice cream if he happens to tumble upon an ice cream shop,

But what about Love ?

let say Z love ice cream,

Z wont be waiting for a chance to buy ice cream like X do ,

In fact ,Z will create chances to go buy ice cream ,

or maybe , he dont need an excuse at all,

he can go all the way to hunt for ice cream,

and he is willing to go through all the trouble ,

just for the ice cream,

 Point No.2

Let say X like ice cream , (again)

X would consume any type of ice cream,

of course X has his own preferences, but

X wont be very picky on the ice cream he going to eat.

BUT ,

For Z, he loves Ice cream ,

He will be super picky on his ice cream ,

he might only eat 

Only one brand, or maybe only one type of ice cream  ,

 And the thing is ,

He wont get bored eating that ice cream, even after eating everyday ,

Point No. 3

X , like ice cream  ( i think i kind of naggy here)

X will have his cravings if he sees something related to ice cream ..

eg, vanila, ice , cream ....

But ,

For Z

No matter what he sees,

He also can relate to ice cream,

anything(chicken , duck,  camera , water)  in his eyes ,

is ice cream ....

and

He can think of ice cream  out of the random,

just like how a girl can smile blushingly when they think of their bf ...

Same goes for guy/girls,

Just replace ice cream with your partner ,

and you will see ,

that like and love is very easy to differentiate,

A guy will like a girl for a reason,

maybe she have pretty eyes,

long hair,

blah blah blah,

 

however, for a guy to love a girl,

there is no need for a reason ,

long hair , short hair, she still pretty,

big eye , small eye, you still can receive her wink

boonboon2k2

You may like many people,

but ,

your heart have only enough space to love one .. ....

French Kiss 10 Degree rule

I bet everybody should have French kissed by now ,

For those who dont, I believe you might need to read this ...

I wont be touching on the basics ,

eg. avoid bad breath , the tempo of the kiss ,

I will be talking bout the angle to kiss ,

Do you realize if you kiss head to head,

you will end up suffocating , and the "passionate" kiss turn into

short lived kiss ,

I bet you don't want to screw up the atmosphere right ?

That how the 10 degree rule come out,

the basic idea is to have the boy's tilt the head low but

NOT until having the need to lower your knees

while the girls tilt the head high enough but

NOT by tipping your toes,

The ideal angle should be like this if you dont get what I mean,

(did you notice how the male tilt his head ?

or how the female raise her head ? )

What about the other angle where

the female are the one taller ?

It still can be done,

can you see the angle ?

What about the height differences is too HUGE ?

untill the boy have to lower the knees ,

and

the girl have to tip toes even with high heels  ?

How to French Kiss if like that  ?

ANSWER: Go to bed and adjust lo ..

However, if you insist on kissing on the same horizontal axis

something like this ..

I din't say cannot ...

But this angle is better for

"pecking" instead of passionate kiss,

boonboon2k2

I miss the way I kiss my de de .....

男人也需要安全感!!

安全感，女孩都常常把这词挂在口中

sense of security( aka SOS) ,is something girls talk about all the time,

安全感，可以是物质上或者心理上，

简单来说， 安全感对女孩来说

是维持感情最关键的“感觉”

this SOS can range from materialistic security (financial stability), or psychological security,

in simple terms, a girl's SOS

is the key to maintain a relationship.

没有安全感， 没有感觉， 没有爱情

就那么简单。

When there is SOS, there is no feel, resulting in no love,

simple,

何谓安全感？ 就是那种 “我的男友不会偷吃”　的信任，

或者，　“我的男人只爱我一个”　的想法，　

也可以是　”　他是我可以投靠一辈子的男人“　　

也就说，最高无上的信任，

What is SOS? it is a trust that "my bf wont be cheating on me",

or it is a believe that "my bf loves me only"

or a feeling of "he is someone i can rely on for my whole life"

虽然这种种东西是男人应该给女人的，　

但是，同样的道理

男人也需要安全感的。。

男人也需要那种“我的女友是我的女人＂的感觉啊

although thing that are listed are what men should give to women ,

but , men also needs SOS too,

he also need that "my gf is my women" feeling too.

所以那种　”你爱我，你就要给我性“　这个念头就出现了

  你可以说男人好色，

不过，试想想，

一个女人若愿意献上她的第一次给她的男人，

那不是给男人最大的肯定吗？　

 当然，愿意给，也可以是结婚后给，

不过，每个男人都想得到那种肯定啊，

（我不是鼓励你们上床做爱，　

我是说是给他知道你是属于他就够了）

That why, the theory of "if you love me, you have to give me sex body" appear out of nowhere,

you can say men is pervert,

but, think about it,

if a girl willing to give her first time to men,

arent this the biggest recognition for men ?

Of cause, when I say give, I mean you can give after marriage,

but all men also hope to get that recognition too.

(I not encouraging pre-marital sex here,
I'm saying , It's the recognition)

到最后，我想表达的是，

男人也需要安全感的 ，

不过，是和女人的安全感是不同的

In the end, what I'm trying to say is,

Men need SOS too,

It is just the SOS is different compared to women .

boonboon２K2

I mean RECOGNITION , not sex,

don't get me wrong..

如果你不能为她系上婚纱的纽扣，就不要解开她上衣的纽扣

近期听了一些刺耳的话，

有个男孩说：

“昨天我和xxx搞了，

真爽，她还是处女哦!

 上床的时候。。。。（他用了大概十五分钟来形容整个过程）

细节，我还是不谈了

Recently,I overheard a conversation of a male talking to his friends,

the conversation content is as follows :

"I got to have intercourse with this girl,

what a great feeling, she is still a virgin you know !

when we on the bed .........(15 min worth of adjectives and description)

regarding to the details, i think i will skip it.

到最后，最刺耳那句既然：

“这个女孩过期了， 是时候分手了”

wa sai ...

这样都可以？

At the end, the cruelsome statement he says :

"this girls has expired, it time to break up with her"

wa sai,

Is there such thing ?

听了这句我的反应蛮激烈的，真想打他几十巴掌的。

I got huge anti-boy feeling when I heard this, I really want to slap him.

这些坏男人往往要女人坚守贞洁，

可是，问一问良心， 这些坏男人有守身如玉吗？

These guys wanted girls to be "clean"

but, honestly speaking, did these guy do the same ?

男人啊，当你们想要你的女人为你献身的时候，

想一想你们的未来， 你会是守她一辈子的男人吗？

Guys,when you wanted your partner's body,

think of your future, will you be the one that is with her for whole life ?

如果你在乎一个女人是否处子之身， 难道别人不在乎吗？

一个女人结婚之后给了她的男人，

可是那男人一定是第一次吗？这样公平吗？

If you mind a girl being a virgin, wouldn't it be the same for others ?

 a girl gives her virginity to her man,

but is that guy a virgin ? isn't it unfair to begin with ?

一个男人虽在婚前说不介意，但你能担保他在婚后吵架时不提这问题吗？

试想如果一个男人对一个女人说：

“你也不是给人搞过吗？”

这对女人是多大的侮辱啊，试问这感情能维持多久？

Although men say he won't mind such issue before marriage,

but can you guarantee he wont mention it when you had a fight ?

Imagine a guy say to a girl :

"you also not a virgin "

isn't this an insult to a girl,

If this happens every fight, how does this relationship last ?

男人也常以处女膜证明，证明她对男人的爱，

如果女人不同意， 那就不够爱了。

那么这个男人，你太肤浅了，

你口口声声以真爱为名，

那你有真的爱过她吗？

你有想过她的未来吗？

如果未来你们分手了，

那你不是搞了别人的老婆吗？

这样， 还得了？

men used to use virginity as an excuse, an excuse to prove her love to men,

If the girl do not agree to give her virginity, means she do not love the boy enough,

To boys who have this thought in mind , I hereby tell you ,

you are too childish or too naive,

If you really love her ,

did you think of her future ?

if (touchwood) you two had a breakup ,

aren't you literally had intercourse with other people wife?

贞洁，在女人字典，是最宝贵的，

一旦给了你，她的一辈子的幸福就交到你手上，

如果你真的爱她，

为何不等到她真正的跟你的姓才来脱她的纽扣呢？

不要因一时的冲动和欲望，

而创造她一辈子的悲剧。

Virginity, is the most valuable asset for women ,

if she give you that, she put her whole life on your hands,

if you really love her,

why not wait till she follows your surname,

then you only take off her clothes?

Don't cause a lifetime tragedy of hers because of your lust ....

到最后，我只想表达的是

一个经典名句

”如果你不能为她系上婚纱的纽扣，就不要解开她上衣的纽扣”

因为当你脱了她的内衣时， 你就穿上一辈子的责任。

Lastly, what i'm trying to say is

IF you can't put on wedding dress on her, then dont take off her clothes,

because once you do , you bear a lifetime responsibility.

文文二k二

boonboon2k2

性， 不是用来证名男人的魅力，

而是感情里的精华，

sex, is not a tool to prove a men's ability to attract girls,

But it's an essence of a relationship.

好男人， 为什么会变 玩世不恭的 坏男人

I heard some of my friend's girls friend has been complaining

that all men are jerks ,

all are perverts....or no more good man exist anymore and

blah blah , all those comment aiming at guys ....

男人不坏，女人不爱

(women only loves bad man)

This saying has been existed for very long time ,correct ?

I happen to read this article （it's the same article below)

which actually explain why all boy are bad ...

in simple term, it is just supply and demand...

which leads me into thinking ,

if girl willing to be together with a bad guy,

arent they suppose to be one  responsible for being cheated/treated badly ?

why whine about bad guy when the girls are the one who  犯贱 (means you doing something you know you shouldn't do it) ?

Translation for the article.

其实每个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人的。

Every guy, wanted to be a good guy who are loyal to love initially, 

其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是胸部的。

Every guy,  look at girl's face instead of breast initially, 

其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。

 Every guy, don't know anything about sexual jokes initially.

其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永远的。

 Every guy, desire to love someone forever initially,

只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。

 But then, no girls love this type of boys, they felt this kind of boy too childish, too old fashion, no excitement,

于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种嘴角挂着坏坏的笑 玩世不恭或者幽默。

 That why, guy start to evolve, turn into those man with sinister laugh, carefree attitude with sense of humour.

开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心里想说的话

 They start to have sweet talk instead of telling what inside boy heart

开始学会假装关心，学会给女孩送小饰物讨好她 ，

 They start to pretend to care, mastering the art of giving small gift to the girls,

学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。

 They learn how to flirt, how to handle love,

或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那种男人，

 or, see through the ironies of  life, turn love into game, and evolve into man that all girls hates,

他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心，但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。

 They can easily take a girl heart, but in the meanwhile their heart will bleed in the middle of the night.

心里有爱的时候，没有女孩，有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉

 When guy love a girl, there is no girl : but when they have girl on their side, they don't have the feeling of love.

 在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候，

 So, that why , when the guys heard the complaint from the girls, where they is no more good guy left.

他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦肩而过。

 Those guys wont try their very best to be a good man, they just pass by showing a slight of grin.

真心想去爱时,女孩不爱

Really wan to love that time, the girls dont love.
男人才变坏

that why boy turn into bad guy.

文文二k二

boonboon2k2

那些玩世不恭的男人,何尝不是受过伤后才改变的.

Those man with playboy attitude, aren't they evolve after being hurt ?


PS: for the girls who meet their Mr.Right , I glad for you ....
I have no flaming intention,
I just writing something for men's defense

F=ma , love version

Newton law's of motion
F= ma
where F= Force , m= mass, a= acceleration
and

another formula
a=v-u/t
where
v= end velocity
u= initial velocity
t=time

something to take note is
when there is constant velocity , there is no acceleration


This is something I learn during my high school,
However, I never good at academics
so how do I memorize those formulas ?

Well, it's easy ,
I relate to love/relationship theories

F= ma,
where F= strength of a relationship,
m= amount of love
a=effort over time (it rather vague,
i explain later but remember that is the keyword),

Let me explain,
When guys love girls a lot , M has higher value ,
thus the higher M is , The stronger the relationship,
that is simple ,


but the harder to define part is the "a" , effort over time
it works the same like
a=v-u/t


let say your effort is constant all the time ,
for example
last year the guy give the girls flower for valentine
and this year he did the same .

it work the same way like
constant velocity has no acceleration

thus v-u = 0
so it lead to a=0

and it turn out to be
F= M (0)
which means F = 0


Therefore it can be concluded that
to succed in a relationship,
you need to constantly give more effort to your loves one

in this case,
if last year guys brought flowers for his gf,
this year he had to buy flower with ....ring /necklace already

means that, your effort must be more and more .
if not , your relationship deteriorates.

So the best way is ...
start by treating gf very bad ,
then slowly improve ,

boonboon2k2
this idea is formed when I in form 4